False Advertising


If you’re a beefy dude thats like 6 ft 3 and 230 lbs and you have a small penis …

I’m just gunna say it: You’re false advertising.

It’s misleading. I honestly think you dudes should wear wrist bands or something.

It’s not that I (or other misled females) REQUIRE a giant member… it’s just that, if I were to open a can of coke only to take a big ol’ sip of iced tea, I’d be disappointed. I might even spit it out.

That shit is confusing, man.

Just saying.