Sugar Daddies and Shit
“Fuck this, I’m signing up for sugar daddy.com”
Was a sentence that came out of my mouth a few days ago. There are a few reasons why.
Firstly, I am now just getting used to the fact that I no longer work full-time, I am a student on an uber-student budget, and I no longer have a rich boyfriend (my choice, I know). I got invited to a bachelorette party weekend in Vegas that I was super stoked to go on. That is until I looked at my bank account. Fuck.
Just as this reality was sinking in, I glance at the T.V. to find my roommate watching one of those quality TLC shows… you know the ones titled “I eat paper towels out of my cat’s butt” or whatever. Anyway, on the show is this 400 pound chick talking about how she got flown around the world by rich dudes and travelled in complete luxury etc etc blah blah. So, naturally I got all
AWWWWWWWW
OH NO SHE DIDN’T.
If this bitch can do it, I can DEFINITELY do it.
Fuck this (my current situation), fuck you (bank account)… fuck you (imaginary nay sayers)… fuck all ya’ll (larger group of imaginary nay sayers). I’m signing up for some sugar daddy website.
Took a few tries to find a good one. A lot of them make you pay… which makes me wonder how can a website built exclusively around having other people pay for your shit expect you to pay for your shit? The absurdity.
The websites are as disgusting as you imagine. Old dudes, perverts, poor dudes pretending to be rich (I can see your bedroom in the background of this mirror selfie, Poory McPoorston. Move along.), and like 5 Colonel sanders look-a-likes. The works. I am sure nothing will come of it. And I’m not a complete idiot so meeting one of these fools will likely never materialize. But at heart, I am an opportunist…
Maybe, JUST maybe in February I’ll be on a beach in Bali … then I’ll snap chat you mawfakas and be all like:
(and yes I AM channelling my inner independent black woman today. Thank you for noticing)
I always hoped for the gender-reversed equivalent site. Still not found it.
Yea! U can be a dude searching for a sugar momma! There’s options for that
Whaaaa?! I need to sign up. Uh… I mean… I should’ve signed up six months ago. 😀
Hahaha. Yep. A whole untapped pool of weirdos u missed out on 😉
Oh.
I thought about doing this.
Then thought of all the fucktards that are on OKC and how badly I cope with those and decided that to save my sanity, I should possibly not join it.
After a few days on the websites.. they are disgusting. Bout to close up shop. Can’t take it.
Oh dear gods!
I knew it! Was hoping it wouldn’t be true…
You poor thing 😦
I was on sugardaddie.com for a couple months after reading The Sugar Daddy Diaries. I was only about 20 or 21 at the time and thought it was exciting but wasn’t really ready for it so never met anyone. Good luck! I think it’s a great idea but obvs just have a friend on call/be careful etc. Could be really fun! Keep us posted xx
Oh no way! That’s awesome. Lol. So I’m not alone haha
lmao an ex of mine just relayed to me she got preggers from her 60 yr old sugar daddy and is being rewarded with an all expenses paid mansion in Jamaica. The sex may be disgusting but it’s worth the reward in the end i guess.
If only older women wanted to pay for us rather than solely fuck us guys… which isn’t all bad since cougars are amazing in bed but I’d like a house in Jamaica 😦
LOL. Honestly, if you don’t love them, it isn’t worth it. I dated an old rich dude before.. actually I take that back because he currently still pays my rent. So ya… fuck it. It IS worth it.
well she says she loves him, so I can’t knock it, a bit of extra drama knowing he’s married and never had a child before, probably why she’s in Jamaica now lmao.
haha well done! see you already have that covered, now time to find one for that trip to vegas 😉
Perhaps you should have a go at my profession 😉
I know ! I’ve thought about it, trust me.
Haha! This is nuts, take care of yourself and I will keep my warnings to myself 😉 Please do update us…
I have a sugar daddy. I’ve also met people off those sites. The two do not coincide. The most effective way to find a real sugar daddy is to strategically place yourself physically into their world so that they can find you. These sites are inundated with 90lb blondes with fake tits who also happen to be smart, magically. It’s always worth a try. But definitely consider having a drink at a swanky hotel bar, or getting a golf membership. You’d be shocked at how easily sugar daddies will fall into your lap in these scenarios.
That’s actually awesome advice. Thanks! Unfortunately I live in a pretty isolated area with a relatively small population and an even smaller population of people with money.But it’s all good. I don’t really need one. Just for shits and giggles.
XO
lol. I just read about somebody else thinking about a sugardaddy. It made me think of this.
We are not all colonel Sanders look a likes gorgeous and we are not unicorns
You are a little far away from me but I am starting a business in the US in the near future (within 6 weeks) so you never never know babe.
Dont put that pussy on ice just yet honey.
xxx
Hellll yea! Holler