Everything I’ve Ever Said About Big Dicks Has Been A Lie

I’ve been a pretty avid activist for all types of penis sizes for a number of years. Small rockets can rock it too, you know. But I realize now, I only said that… Continue reading →

Mystery Farts and Other New Relationship Magic

I’m seeing someone. Which I guess is news. But who cares about all the boring ‘when’ and ‘where’ details when the IMPORTANT thing is…..  he mystery farted. And I need to know how… Continue reading →

All Men Are The Same

We hear these types of HorseShit generalizations all of the time. And I’m not even sure what sex is worse. As a woman I often overhear other women saying things like “all men… Continue reading →

I Fucked a 22 year old

But he had a beard. Also, in my defence I thought he was 23. Because its waaay less creepy and weird for a 28 year old woman to fuck a 23 year old… Continue reading →

Sofa King Wee Todd Did

It’s true. I’m in the mental health profession so I can’t just go throwing the term “retarded” around all willy nilly and nimbly bimbly. But what IF… my little rascals, what IF that… Continue reading →

What Kind of Fuckery is This?

This is probably the part where I start off by apologizing for my total lack of web presence over the past 2 months. But I’m a boss ass bitch so I ain’t apologizing… Continue reading →

Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Dick?

Hey kids! Do you like violence? Wanna see me stick 9-inch nails through each onnea my eyelids? (If you’re too young to get that Eminem reference, piss off) Ahhhhh *stretches out* vut to… Continue reading →

Sugar Daddies and Shit

“Fuck this, I’m signing up for sugar daddy.com” Was a sentence that came out of my mouth a few days ago. There are a few reasons why. Firstly, I am now just getting… Continue reading →

Props to the Morally Depraved

Imagine a world of endless possibilities. A world where every possible decision you can make is available to you. Where no behaviour is off limits. No matter what the challenge, situation, or obstacle,… Continue reading →

I’ve Been Nominated :D

Thanks to the lovely Rosie and Lola.. I have been nominated for the “Sisterhood of the World Bloggers Award”. And there are some rules I have to follow two of which include answering… Continue reading →

My Rumble on La Rambla

Haven’t really spoken much about my travels. I’ve actually been to 33 countries and have had a butt tonne of fun adventures… This one was ultra fun, though. And is written per request… Continue reading →

Self-Loathing… Like a BOSS

Hey you guys wanna read a post of me whinging about how I suck so hard and am the worst?! OKAY ! 😀 First of all, here I am liking someone like a… Continue reading →

The Things That Have Gotten Lost In My Vagina

Bit of a misnomer. It’s really only ONE thing that’s gotten lost in there. And I mean LOST as in I didn’t even know it was in there. I don’t really blog about… Continue reading →